You probably can sense by the rest of My
pages that I rarely complain about anything. I am a delicate flower. It's just
sometimes I can't hold back on giving my opinion on certain things. The subject of this
page is my "pet peeves". In a sentence: "Things that piss Me off"
 Long Lines - I hate waiting
in line. Especially at the DMV or the grocery store. I am always stuck behind some
moron who usually: 1. Does NOT speak English. 2. Has 3 million coupons. 3. Is using Food Stamps.
 Welfare recipients -
I am not slamming welfare people...well, maybe I am...but what is with these people?
they are usually wearing 200 dollar Nike's and driving an Acura or a Lexus! I remember when only
poor people applied for welfare out of desperation and were embarrassed about it.
 Telephone Sales people - Why
do I have to be harassed by these people? How many damn charities are out there? You have
The Heart Association. The Association of Hearts. Salvation Army. Army of Salvation. The
Knights of Columbus. The Columbus Knights...ahhh you get the picture. And the Stepford
sales people refuse to take *No* for an answer. Me:"Well, Bucky I have no money, I just
filed for bankruptcy, have terminal cancer and I'm headed for prison" Bucky:
(reading off of script) " Well Ms. BallBreaker, I appreciate your dilemma, but instead
of thinking of your own problems think of the children of war torn New Jersey". I think
that these people were sent from Hell.
 Traffic - Living in the gambling
mecca of the USA has it's drawbacks. The Traffic! These buttheads come in by the bus load
and the town is polluted with Greyhound and Trailways busses and exhaust fumes. I have
no patience with traffic..I have a lead foot and get very impatient when I am on the
highway and traffic is at a standstill..which I why I no longer carry firearms in the car...which
I won't go into...on the advice of My attorney.
 Weird Religions - Aye! I
think any religion that makes Catholicism seem normal is pretty bad. I am of course referring
to Scientologists. Excuse me? What in the Hell is this all about? From what I know it caters
to the pampered stars of Hollyweird and anyone in the Presley family. The Jehovah Witnesses
also get on My nerves...They are always knocking on My door trying to "save" Me. I've
tried everything to get rid of them...nothing works...in fact I have two living in My
basement now. They follow me around reading scripture all day long.
 Mall Rats - I am sure you
have encountered this suburban species..They are usually between the ages of 13 and 19,
have a vacant look in their eyes and loiter in front of The Gap, the food court or the Cineplex.
Their vocabulary consists of 4-letter words and rap lyrics. Their diet consists of fries
burgers and cigarettes. The girls are a cross between Drew Barrymore and Kate Moss...wear
black lipstick and thigh-highs with hoochie-mama shorts. These people will run our country one day. Be afraid
...be very afraid.
 Artificial Nails - I have gorgeous
natural model quality nails. I realize that not everyone can be as blessed as I have been, but
ladies, if you are going to get artificial nails, at least make them realistic looking! I gasped
the other day when I saw this woman with these ga-rose talons...they were several inches
long and had these tacky cartoon characters airbrushed on them. I wondered why her friends
hadn't told her how ridiculous she looked. tsk tsk tsk. I am thinking of starting a support
group for this unfortunate creatures.
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I could go on and on about the things that bother Me...the above
is just an abbreviated list.
 
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