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Wednesday, January 29, 2003    


Doesn't she look familiar?


He's got a lot of nerve!

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IN OTHER NEWS:

Subj: I m a fan of celines U R meen! I hope U dye
Date: 1/28/2003 5:35:17 PM Eastern Standard Time
From: gsharp@cbpu.com
To: nnataliee@aol.com
Sent from the Internet (Details)




I must agree with those who do not support your website. I am 16, and yes, I have proper grammar contrary to some other comments about teens and their poor spelling, but that is their loss. Celine is NOT anorexic, nor does she possess any other eating disorder. She's thin just like everyone else should be. Why make fun of thin people just because 2/3 of all Americans are overweight from overeating and being lazy? She probably just has a rapid metabolism, like me. I am in tenth grade, and weigh 110 pounds, but that is not a big deal. I am quite thin, but certainly I do not have any eating disorders. In gym class, a body composition test revealed that I have only 5% fat in my body, or about 5.5 pounds. I weigh 110 pounds currently and am five feet four inches tall. At the beginning of my ninth grade year, I was 5'2" and 93 pounds. Come on. Do I have an eating disorder too? NO! Celine is perfect the way she is, and would be deeply hurt if she were to find this page. She is an inspiration to me, my favorite singer, and I have a deep appreciation for her. I'm proud to be thin!
-Steve Myers

To anyone who wants to send me a message or response regarding a healthfully thin Celine: stevenm86@hotmail.com

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Princess Natalie from URL @ 7:30 PM  

Tuesday, January 28, 2003    

click here to see naked pictures of Christina Aguilera

Princess Natalie from URL @ 6:31 PM  

Thursday, January 23, 2003    

Session Start (AIM - Royalfeet Tom1977): Thu Jan 23 20:30:22 2003





Tom1977 : hi
Royalfeet: hi
Tom1977 : can I smell you stocking feet?
Royalfeet: no
Tom1977: why?
Tom1977: you have a new site?
Royalfeet: no
Tom1977: sent me your site
Royalfeet: no. don't IM me anymore
Tom1977: your a bitch
Royalfeet: and you are a very strange boy
TomD1977: fuck you
Royalfeet: why you gotta be so mean, you are hurting my feelings. I have a very delicate nature.
TomD1977: all I wanted is to see your web site your being mean

NOTE: if this troll pisses me off again I will post the entire log from an earlier chat.
Why did I save it? Because he is bizarre and I wanted a record of our conversation just in case
I ended up on a milk carton. :::ahem:::

Princess Natalie from URL @ 6:52 PM  

Tuesday, January 21, 2003    

Police Not Amused by Drunk Driver's Smiley
Tue Jan 21, 1:54 PM ET



gulpBESANCON, France (Reuters) - A man who erased his drunk-driving record from a police computer and replaced it with a winking "smiley face" graphic ended up with a suspended license and a fine when police failed to see the funny side.

The 19-year-old computer whiz had been arrested for drunk driving and summoned to appear in court in Besancon, in eastern France, the French daily Liberation reported Tuesday. Finding an unmanned computer as he arrived at the police station for his hearing, the man decided to test the good humor of the court by sneaking into the database.

He deleted his file from the computer's hard drive and inserted ";)" -- the text message shorthand for a winking smiley face -- in its place.

But rather than smiling at the prank, the judge handed the man a three-month suspended prison sentence, a $425 fine and suspended his driving license for three months.

Princess Natalie from URL @ 8:16 PM  

Monday, January 20, 2003    




A shout out to Dave for Pay-Paling me 1.00

Princess Natalie from URL @ 9:50 PM  

   

Subj: I m a fan of celines U R meen! I hope U dye
Date: 1/20/2003 9:08:55 AM Eastern Standard Time
From: Sianwatkinj
To: Nnataliee



your obviously thick as shit ... or you think we are, you said that the majority of celine's fans put 'r' or 'u'... (who gives a shit) and you have tried to be clever here and put it in the 'sujet' section.. by the way incase my theory is right, and you are a brainless sad bitch.. then 'sujet' means 'subject' in french.
Now, go and get a hobbie... grow up, and try to make some friends... you've obviously got a lot of free time on your hands, while your at it... get a job!


byeeeeeee sad cow....

Princess Natalie from URL @ 9:43 PM  

Tuesday, January 14, 2003    

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Princess Natalie from URL @ 7:07 PM  

Monday, January 13, 2003    

So there I was....bored and had a few shots of Absolut Citron and decided to go into the AOL chatroom
and send them to my Bitch slap page.

Wrong...the wankers in the room reported me and I was froze out of my fucking accounts.

fucking cunts.


READ ON:


Subj: Terms of Service
Date: 1/10/2003 1:31:34 AM Eastern Standard Time
From: TOS
To: Nnataliee



Dear Member,

America Online has been notified of a Terms of Service (TOS) violation in an AOL chat room committed by one of the screen names on your account. A written warning has been entered in your account record along with the information below.


On 01/09/03 23:36:09 Eastern the ROYALFEET screen name violated the TOS in the dominant women chat room. The following is an excerpt from the chat room discussion:


Royalfeet: click here to be my b*tch (Keyword to: http://wolf.cyberstreet.net/index.php?ref=339289)



When creating an AOL account, all members agree to abide by America Online`s TOS. These guidelines prohibit vulgar language, sexually explicit images, harassment, discussion of illegal activities, and/or other activities that may impair the enjoyment of our members.


Please take a moment to be sure all users of this account are familiar with Keyword: TOS. To learn more about how to protect your AOL account, we recommend you visit Keywords: Neighborhood Watch and Parental Controls.


If you have any comments or questions, please send e-mail to TOSGeneral.


Regards,


Fides

Community Action Team

America Online, Inc.

Princess Natalie from URL @ 8:30 PM  

Thursday, January 09, 2003    

In a message dated 1/9/2003 2:47:38 PM Eastern Standard Time, Krysfunk01 writes:


Subj:Celine Dion
Date:1/9/2003 2:47:38 PM Eastern Standard Time
From:Krysfunk01
To:Nnataliee



I do not understand why you really choose to do Celine dion. I am a loyal fan of her music and her as a person. She seems like a real down to earth person that i would wanna know. I mean come on you don't even know this person personally and you are sitting here typing hateful things about her. I am not the most beautiful thing in the world i am overweight and i envy her for being so fit and skinny. I do not hate you for what you have put on your webpage i feel that you have poor judgement on the subject at hand. I am sitting here typing this and thinking why does sony or celine herself not do something about this. I would consider myself lucky for i have not been sued for false plagerism yet.

Krystal


Princess Natalie from URL @ 4:39 PM  

Wednesday, January 08, 2003    



Click here to see naked pictures of BRITNEY SPEARS.

Princess Natalie from URL @ 8:58 PM  

Sunday, January 05, 2003    

The item below is the only Christmas present I have received from any of my so called "fans"!
You could all learn a lesson from Loyal Subject! She may send bizarre gifts....but a gift is a gift!


Princess Natalie from URL @ 11:28 AM  

Saturday, January 04, 2003    

a response to my Hansons Rule Page

In a message dated 1/2/2003 10:38:33 PM Eastern Standard Time, toddmbull@shaw.ca writes:



hey I don't know what you are trying to pull but it is pretty retarded what ever it is I mean first look at Hanson you have to mentally challenged in some way to not think that they are hot and know that they are boys. Either that are you are some lesbian who is just jealous (no I am not dising Lesbians) you have problems if you can say that you got hit by a new kids in the block bus and allt he other shit that you said you are just making excuses for being a retard so shut your mouth and don't bother making a web page about people you know nothing about and stop dising the people who are sticking up for hanson because they are what people in the real would call real fans that know $hit before they talk $hit. you might wnt to get rid of this web page to because you are just pissing people off with it you retard.

Fron a true hanson fan, ME



MY REPLY



I am a proud lesbian and I am offended at your email!! I am forwarding it to GLAAD
(Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation) How dare you insult me in such a manner!
I hope you have powerful lawyers!


Natalie Bouvier
Author, Writer, Princess

Princess Natalie from URL @ 9:24 PM  



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