Princess Natalie from URL @ 6:54 AM
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Princess Natalie from URL @ 9:16 AM
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Thanks bud for the rubber check. Your wit is only surpassed by your good choice in Princesses. (pause) now go fuck off ball cheese!  NEXT!  What do we have here? Yet another "gift package" from Royal Subject whose managed to go from light hearted femme to delusional fan in the span of a year. Her gifts have been ever so unusual lately and I have become concerned. Here is a sampling of some of the items my subject has sent:
- cash & coins totalling about 15 or 20 bucks
- a broken watch
- expired coupons
- a 1992 map of Wyoming
- day planner
- temporary tattoos
- love notes with kiss marks all over them
- a blackhead remover
- a pack of powdered turkey gravy
- a broken House of Pain CD
- a string necklace with a clip
- a tea bag <---unopened (non-sexual)
- concert ticket with parking fare
- hair bands, homemade greeting cards
- an envelope full of (loose) oregano which has surely put me on some government crackpot list!
- and now I get a proposal of marriage, how delightful! and look at the chintzy ring!! it's flammable for god sake!
I am going to have to decline your marriage proposal on the grounds that I am a straight laced puritan Princess who is already betrothed. (but you guys out there don't give up! send me a recent bank statement to my Post Office box and I may reconsider upgrading, provided you enjoy being ignored and fleeced.)
Princess Natalie from URL @ 12:28 AM
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