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Princess Natalie from URL @ 10:59 AM  

Monday, February 09, 2004    

I can't sleep, maybe that ambien I purchased from the indonesian pharmacy was bogus! Never trust a 13 year old who swears he has a medical degree! Dugjhi Houser my ass!

As I was perusing Princess Sierras site yet again I found this clip, I tell you she
is one lethal woman: not that that is a bad thing....she kicks ass.

view this Princess Sierra Teaser


If you want to see more you have to pay...and knowing most of my fans are toothless trailer park
denizens, I doubt they will shell out the extra few bucks to see her other master works.



but I figured I would mention it just the same, just in case Luther-Joe hit the lottery or somein'



Princess Natalie from URL @ 12:42 AM  

Sunday, February 08, 2004    

As most of my visitors know I adore Princess Sierra, I think she is a comic genius. I visit her site several times a month to keep up with her antics. I visited tonight read an entry about some wanker jerking her around. here is the information from her site, pass it around:

from Humiliation Station: CHARLES HANNAH

CHARLES HANNAH of Philadelphia, PA cell phone# 215-327-0203

Likes to call and promise $500 donations THEN give bad credit cards and hang up.
Call for the chuck-mansuck phonesex blowjob special

Princess Natalie from URL @ 2:59 AM  

   

i needs me some smokes, I'll do ya fer a carton
"i needs me some smokes, I'll do ya fer a carton"

Princess Natalie from URL @ 2:51 AM  

   

You know I am always busting on Loyal Subject for her somewhat bizarre gifts (coupons, string, outdated maps, blackhead remover, broken CDs ect) But lately homegirl has been putting out big time, (jewelry and soothing CDS) She will be happy to know that I am enjoying my new age CDs she sent me.

where's my Ambien?

get outta my cab you ignorant American scum!!Listening to the calming CDs along with the effects of my internet purchased pharmaceuticals have really helped my ongoing bout with insomnia. uh huh.

The one thing that bothers me though is that her gifts are becoming less bizarre. What the hell is going on here? I could deal with the outdated coupons and packets of powdered gravy mix and bags of oregano. When the gifts become legitimate and thoughtful then it makes me wonder if she is gonna pull a John Hinkley Jr. on me.

So Loyal Subject you have been a very entertaining part of this site, I appreciate your head shaking gifts that (for the most part weren't worth the postage to send them) but if you are getting mental on me and want to spirit me away to a cabin in the woods to make me your "wife", then think again. I am a registered gun owner. 'nuff said.

P.S. thanks for the CDs! My favorite is "One spirit and Darma Moon presents... at ease" I like this one alot....but there better not be any fucking subliminal messages on it that'll make me want to join Madonna's stupid hollyweird religion "Kabalah"! I just heard Naomi Cambell joined recently, ha ha, yes like that unstable Diva will gain anything that doesn't involve a razor blade and white powder. Isn't she being arrested every three weeks for beating up her latest assistant?

"Kabalah"? What the fuck is that all about anyway, from what I see,

* you wear a stupid red string on your wrist and
* do yoga
* chant like some phychotic NYC cab driver.

big fuckin' deal.

In closing, I would like to say, where is my goddamn Ambien? I need sleep!


Princess Natalie from URL @ 2:04 AM  



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