A poem for my Royal Feet visitors

Ode to the Cheapskates

You visit my site
and look at my feet
wank your small crank
while reclined in your seat.

I don't know why
I post all my pics
you never bother to donate
you selfish little pricks!

Once in a while
I get a thing or two
but it's usually garbage
or a letter threatening to sue

I started Royal feet
several years back
with a few of my pics
and got a lot of traffic

I'm seriously considering
deleting all my files
to piss off my fans
whom most I find vile.

I may send my traffic
to the lovely Princess Sierra
who to most women is fab
but you guys? she'll scare ya.

If I still have your attention
you should click this link
give me some fucking money
so I can buy a luxurious mink!

P.S. if you do donate money please be advised that does not equate a relationship, I will
still ignore you.

P.P.S. And for the love of God would you guys with minature dicks STOP WRITING AND SENDING PICTURES TO ME! Has my link been posted in some freaky alt.sex.guyswithsmalldicks newsgroup? I am not interested in your affliction. I posted "minipee-pee's" pictures on a whim and by doing that suddenly I am the Patron Saint of tiny dicked Freaks??


posted by Princess Natalie 9:29 AM 

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