So you say you're broke?:

I realize that some of my faNATics may be less fortunate than me. My suggestion to you is to sell your blood. Look in the yellow pages for a plasma center. Your body replaces the liquid part (plasma) in a matter of hours and the cells in a few weeks. I have heard it is almost painless. Your blood could save someones life and more importantly you will be able to send the money to me.