(the bumper sticker revolt)


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Why must people pollute their car with bumper stickers? Who invented these things? An inhabitant of a trailer park I'm sure. They inevitably fade with time and become unreadable anyway so why bother? They are the equivalent of plaque...bumper plaque. They become a distraction and an eyesore. I have seen some that are downright obscene. I have seen some that are stupid. Here is a sampling of them:

  • Horn broken. Watch for finger.
  • I brake for no apparent reason.
  • I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
  • Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
  • I love cats...they taste just like chicken.
  • Rehab is for quitters.
  • Montana -- At least our cows are sane!
  • Tell me to 'stuff it' - I'm a taxidermist.
  • i souport publik edekashun.
  • Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.
  • Clinton-Gore in 94


Some may find these witty and light hearted but what I see is an accident waiting to happen. People strain to read them and crash. People are hospitalized and yes, some even die, but for what? a bumper sticker!! This madness must end!

This is my cause....ridding the world of bumper stickers. I think by doing this I could save lives. I am grateful that I can use the WWW to champion my cause. But I am afraid that isn't enough, I need to spread the word to non-wired individuals and in order to fund this planned media blitz I will be selling limited edition bumper stickers.

Below is a sample.



Send 5.95 to:

Princess Natalie
po box 11531
Westwood,Ohio 45211-0531


with your help the madness will end.

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Saturday, September 12, 1998