| Here are the results of last months contest "If you could be Princess Natalie for 24 hours what would you do?". I have yet to give out a pregancy test, seem people are either donating their prizes to My feed celine dion charity or are a little apprehensive about giving me their mailing address. Below is the result of your feedback form. It was submitted by (barry_jason@hotmail.com) on Thursday, May 6, 1999 at 03:12:13 If I could be Princess Natalie for 24 hours I would : ---------------------- originalcomment: Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half. See if they could finally do the splits. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes...BEFORE closing time. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video. Finally find that damned G-spot. Signed: Hugs and Kisses, name: Jason Barry ======== Below is the result of your feedback form. It was submitted by (c_a_oh@yahoo.com) on Monday, June 21, 1999 at 02:35:12 ------------------------------------------- If I could be Princess Natalie for 24 hours I would: originalcomment: If I could be Princess Natalie for a day I would finally be in Heaven because at long last, I would be a woman. First I would search around for my penis. When I saw that it had shrunk into a clitoris, I would jump up and down and yell "I'm a girl! A pretty, pretty girl!" Next, I would make breakfast. I'd have toast with jam. Then I would take a shower. This would take 4 hours because I would be exploring my new breasts. I would then spend the next hour or so deciding what to n a me them. I would finally settle on Elaine and Maggie. I would never feel threatened by those names when I was out in public. This is important because I always need to be the center of attention. It's not easy being a Princess after all and besides, no woman wants to be upstaged by her breasts. It's bad enough men expect us to fuck our way to the top or God forbid...swallow that stuff! Blah! Finally, to finish the day, I would call up all of my girlfriends and have a slumber party. We'd talk a b out boys and our periods and maybe even make a late night snack of Smores. Oh! What a day! I would be sad the next day to see my dick returned and my need to make war and conquer come back but I would always have the memories of how soft and lovely I was for just that one day. I could only hope though, that Elaine and Maggie know how much I loved them. Signed: Hugs and Kisses, name: Chris ---------------------------- Below is the result of your feedback form. It was submitted by (lizbyrd88@yahoo.com) on Sunday, June 20, 1999 at 00:10:16 If I could be Princess Natalie for 24 hours I would: originalcomment: If I could be you for a day, I would pay someone to smash my face into a brick wall over and over again. Then I would shoot myself in the head. Signed: May you burn in hell, name: Aeris Honorable Mentions -------------- If I could be Princess Natalie for 24 hours I would: originalcomment: Kill a bus load of nuns, go straight to hell (do not pass go, do not collect $200), kill our favorite devil, and cause mass havoc with the rest of the Christians of the world. Signed: May you burn in hell, name: Nick ------------------ Below is the result of your feedback form. It was submitted by (magpie@shoal.net.au) on Friday, May 7, 1999 at 06:58:52 If I could be Princess Natalie for 24 hours I would: originalcomment: I would do the same thing I would do if I could be any girl - stay at home and play with my boobs all day. Signed: yours in Christ, name: Dave ----------- Below is the result of your feedback form. It was submitted by (cwc@sttoms.freeservre.co.uk) on Wednesday, May 5, 1999 at 14:04:34 If I could be Princess Natalie for 24 hours I would: originalcomment: I would try on many different clothes on looking at myself in the mirror.. seeing how beautiful I was.. play with my tits a lot and probubly pick up a lesbian... Signed: Hugs and Kisses, name: Chris Cohen ------------ Below is the result of your feedback form. It was submitted by (michelle@michelle.com) on Thursday, May 6, 1999 at 19:14:10 If I could be Princess Natalie for 24 hours I would: originalcomment: What exactly is it that you do that would make me want to be you? Signed: Signed, name: michelle -------------- Below is the result of your feedback form. It was submitted by (jsthorne@syseng.anu.edu.au) on Friday, May 7, 1999 at 03:27:45 If I could be Princess Natalie for 24 hours I would: originalcomment: Oh, to be Princss Natalie for a day. I would continue her fine tradition of manipulating the pathetic souls who worship her, whilst at all times looking absolutely fabulous. Signed: love always, name: Jeremy --------- Below is the result of your feedback form. It was submitted by (johnny_magic@hotmail.com) on Friday, May 7, 1999 at 05:05:40 If I could be Princess Natalie for 24 hours I would: originalcomment: I'd scheme to the Prince of Jarkarta (just about the richest man in the world) bump him and the rest of the royal family off, and use his fortune to bring the nations of the world to their knees. Signed: Hugs and Kisses, name: Johnny Magic ----------------- Below is the result of your feedback form. It was submitted by (slasher@minot.com) on Saturday, May 8, 1999 at 16:56:48 If I could be Princess Natalie for 24 hours I would: originalcomment: If I could be princess Natalie for a day, I'd do all sorts of wonderful, magical things! Why, I hardly know where I'd begin! No wait, yeah I do. First I'd walk around in public places for awhile, collecting losers. After they had followed me for awhile, and were all in a grovelling cluster, I would light them on fire. (Or at the very least verbally berate them. Then I would go purchase a tasty beverage at my local sweat (er... SWEET) shoppe. Signed: Yours in contempt, name: MiKe rOsE ------------------ Below is the result of your feedback form. It was submitted by (bclinton@whitehouse.gov) on Saturday, May 8, 1999 at 21:54:11 If I could be Princess Natalie for 24 hours I would: originalcomment: I would find my old body and precede to screw myself silly! Signed: Hugs and Kisses, name: Bigbubba ============== Below is the result of your feedback form. It was submitted by (strapped@hotmail.com) on Sunday, May 9, 1999 at 12:15:24 If I could be Princess Natalie for 24 hours I would: originalcomment: Er.....dress in your (technically - my) crotchless panties (which would both fit, and look so much more attractive without a penis and testicles hanging out of them) and mastrubate with my legs high above my head (so I can come on my face - presiscion and aim is of utmost importance here) whilst holding a photo of you (well, technically it would be of me) in my left hand. Originality is my strong suit. Signed: yours in Christ, name: David ========= Below is the result of your feedback form. It was submitted by (sheryl_sass@hotmail.com) on Monday, May 10, 1999 at 16:42:05 If I could be Princess Natalie for 24 hours I would: originalcomment: I would just live Princess Natalie's life! Everyone in my cult would be my servants! And I would write and be adored! I would try to make the world see how ridiculous some things we take for granted are...just like Princess Natalie does! Signed: Signed, name: Sheryl ------------------ Below is the result of your feedback form. It was submitted by (gishy666@hotmail.com) on Monday, May 10, 1999 at 23:21:53 If I could be Princess Natalie for 24 hours I would: originalcomment: Kill everyone who isn't good looking. Ugly people suck. Shallow people will rule the earth one day. Signed: yours in Christ, name: GOD ============== Below is the result of your feedback form. It was submitted by (Tpaslave@aol.com) on Tuesday, May 11, 1999 at 02:39:42 If I could be Princess Natalie for 24 hours I would: originalcomment: If i was PRINCESS NATALIE for a day i would let jeff from tampa (thats me) worship at my feet all day then take me to the mall and force him to buy me new clothes and shoes then take me back home and fix dinner. While i eat i would allow him to rub and lick my feet. (this is just in case you might find it in your heart to allow me to serve one day my GODDESS) Signed: love always, name: jeff ========= Below is the result of your feedback form. It was submitted by (mcdonajo@hotmail.com) on Wednesday, May 12, 1999 at 14:07:37 If I could be Princess Natalie for 24 hours I would: originalcomment: if i could be Princess Natalie for a day i would find some small country in europe to terrorize and convince the current president of the united states to begin a bombing campaign to have my name etched in the countryside for all to see. Signed: love always, name: john Below is the result of your feedback form. It was submitted by (spanktillery@hotmail.com) on Thursday, May 13, 1999 at 01:47:06 If I could be Princess Natalie for 24 hours I would: originalcomment: I would have infinite orgasms, and would shove frogs up my ass Signed: May you burn in hell, name: sean ============== Below is the result of your feedback form. It was submitted by (hollietemple@hotmail.com) on Friday, May 14, 1999 at 16:36:45 If I could be Princess Natalie for 24 hours I would: originalcomment: I would find all the good looking men with big dicks that ever looked down on me, spit in their faces, have my rottwieler(sp?) take a big bite out of their god-like dicks and then put my mistress outfit on and make them all kiss my beautiful ass. They would give me their pay checks, and I would maim them in some minor way, but enough to make them feel inferior. Then they would have to go out with some poor soul who is ugly to any unfeeling shaLLOWW ASSHOLE.ie; a fat girl, some mean one with a big nose or just some one plain unattractive and treat them as if they were fit to be worshipped. Signed: Signed, name: Hollie Temple ========= Below is the result of your feedback form. It was submitted by (ninja_jesus@hotmail.com) on Sunday, May 16, 1999 at 16:59:25 If I could be Princess Natalie for 24 hours I would: originalcomment: I would fuck Ninja Jesus all day long. Signed: May you burn in hell, name: Ninja Jesus ------------------ Below is the result of your feedback form. It was submitted by (ihandler@class.unl.edu) on Monday, May 17, 1999 at 15:19:15 If I could be Princess Natalie for 24 hours I would: originalcomment: Considering that I'm not currently a woman, I would probably spend all day sitting on the edge of my bed, staring down my shirt. Signed: love always, name: ian ============== Below is the result of your feedback form. It was submitted by (Vyv500@msn.com) on Wednesday, May 19, 1999 at 16:09:20 If I could be Princess Natalie for 24 hours I would: originalcomment: If I could be Princess Natalie for a day, I would spank young men all day long with leather straps that have been soaked in hot oil. I would record thier pleas for mercy on DAT tape and sample them into a nice inspirational recording. I would then send the album to the management of Brittany Spears and command that they use it in the recording of her next single. Then, I would find Miss Vyvyan and deliver to her a copy of the recording for posterity. Signed: Signed, name: Miss Vyvyan ========= Below is the result of your feedback form. It was submitted by (jwell@netscape.net) on Thursday, May 20, 1999 at 00:14:14 If I could be Princess Natalie for 24 hours I would: originalcomment: I would come to my house and bust right in and take over my sissyboy ass and my wife too!!! Rape our minds as only YOU can do!!! For YOU are truly the one and only GODDESS of ALL!!!Make us work for YOU, DIVINE GODDESS!!! we want YOU to have it all,cars ,house,money ,and we will also put YOU in our wills!!! YOU take out more insurance on us and of course we put YOUR DIVINE and GLORIOUS NAME down on every thing as owner; paid in full.we LOVE , WORSHIP , AND ADORE YOU GREAT GODDE S S FOREVER AND EVER !!!! AMEN !!!! WE BOW DOWN TO YOUR SACRED ALTAR NOW TO PRAY AND WORSHIP GODDESS NATALIE!!!!! AMEN!!!!! Signed: yours in Christ, name: slaves' jamie & shie Below is the result of your feedback form. It was submitted by (ellephant@bigfoot.com) on Friday, May 21, 1999 at 23:35:32 If I could be Princess Natalie for 24 hours I would: originalcomment: I would undoubtably take it upon myself (or, infact, yourself) and move to Australia where I lived in a contemporary version of wedded bliss with Eliza, where I would continue to make my webpage for my multitude of fans. But that would take more than a day and this is probably more than fifty words... Signed: Hugs and Kisses, name: Eliza ============== Below is the result of your feedback form. It was submitted by (gordonsey@earthlink.net) on Sunday, May 23, 1999 at 03:54:59 If I could be Princess Natalie for 24 hours I would: originalcomment: I would immediately rub out my enemies, and then, when I had changed back, blame it all on Princess Natalie. Signed: Hugs and Kisses, name: Gordon ========= Below is the result of your feedback form. It was submitted by (newtshooter@hotmail.com) on Friday, May 28, 1999 at 19:07:37 If I could be Princess Natalie for 24 hours I would: originalcomment: Oh, to be the glorious Princess Natalie! Oh, to be able to sit at her computer terminal in the chair she sat in, and to be able to lick the mouse her hand had touched. I'd advertise my free sex services on the Egomainia site to all the horny, desperate, socially retarded computer nerds out there who worship Natalie -- who'd worship me, for one amazing 24 hour period. And hell, it wouldn't matter if I got any replies... I'd only be Natalie for a day. One glorious, wonderful d ay... Signed: yours in Christ, name: Shando Below is the result of your feedback form. It was submitted by (gamisu@aol.com) on Saturday, May 29, 1999 at 11:43:09 If I could be Princess Natalie for 24 hours I would: originalcomment: i cannot answer that because i have no concept of what superior is. i cannot think of anything more that Princess Natalie need do than just BE Princess Natalie. Your existence is our reward. Thank you. ============== Below is the result of your feedback form. It was submitted by (pablo@crapco.com) on Saturday, May 29, 1999 at 23:21:27 If I could be Princess Natalie for 24 hours I would: originalcomment: I would probably ... 1) Do my hair... 2) Do my nails... 3) Do the poolboy... 4) and then DO IT ALL AGAIN !!! Signed: Signed, name: Pablo Signed: Signed, name: Hollie Temple ========= Below is the result of your feedback form. It was submitted by (pumagod@jps.net) on Sunday, May 30, 1999 at 01:39:04 If I could be Princess Natalie for 24 hours I would: originalcomment: I would put on the tight leather outfit that you've been keeping in your closet for a special occasion. I would then walk all over the city and sell my body (or yours, depends on how you look at it) for $100 an hour. With the money I've earned from working the streets, and buy a an ice cream cone. Signed: love always, name: Pumagod ------------------ Below is the result of your feedback form. It was submitted by (SilWom@excite.com) on Thursday, June 10, 1999 at 19:24:39 If I could be Princess Natalie for 24 hours I would: originalcomment: Would rob my financial institution, for educational purposes only, in time to host "Demise of Annoying People" Flatulence Fest. Scientologists and Jehovah's Witnesses would be charged hefty admission to consume huge bowls of artificial nail clippings and shredded Watchtower mags. Afterward, attendees would be summarily shot by someone from another web site. Sure wouldn't waste time counting words. Signed: Yours in contempt, name: Hmmmph ============== Below is the result of your feedback form. It was submitted by (christ@heaven.com) on Thursday, June 17, 1999 at 21:31:35 If I could be Princess Natalie for 24 hours I would: originalcomment: I would make faces and annoy all the souls in hell, since that is your abode. Nah nah naaah nah naaafh nah. You could have been saved but now your screwed, nah naaah nah naaah nah! Signed: yours in Christ, name: jesus ========= Below is the result of your feedback form. It was submitted by (Olenderski@ca-ois.com) on Monday, June 21, 1999 at 18:27:16 If I could be Princess Natalie for 24 hours I would: originalcomment: Well, being a man, and of course loving woman with every part of my body, my plans would be simple ones, which would consit of masturbation... and checking out my new found feet and hooters... Signed: Yours in contempt, name: Walt ========= Below is the result of your feedback form. It was submitted by (stuph@usa.net) on Tuesday, June 22, 1999 at 22:45:23 If I could be Princess Natalie for 24 hours I would: originalcomment: I would update my page once in a while ;) Signed: Signed, name: Melanie    |