This page sucks on purpose

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Are you sick of going to substandard pages? Well, I am! So I decided to create an intentionally bad web page as an example for people...so they will know exactly what NOT to do when making a page.

Mistake number one: this page has no backround whatsoever. Who wants to stare at a white backround? It is so boring.

Hi my name is Mary Catherine Temple and I am a eighth grader at Denton Junior high school in New Jersey right by the new Mcdonalds (on venice avenude) they built and this is my web page that I mad because I am online alot and I like volleyball and hanging out at the mall and I like to listen to music my favorite group is the spice girls because i think there neat because they sinf real good and I have a brother who is 11 and he gets on my nerves when I groww up i want to be a scientist or a super model. I am a member of the spice guirls fan club and i ad seats to the concert and I fainted when vbabyspice look at me and my friend who is my cousin and we are great because we R both fans of them and we have cards ythat make me a member to the fan club i have all there posters and put them on my wall even when my brother looks (LOL!!!!!!) girls powder!!!!! I like to swim and maybe i will go to the beach when I hope don't think so I want to lay out and hget tanned on the beach and looking at boys (LOL!!!!) that is a picture of my dog and he is five and his name is boomerang he is a cool friend and plays frisbee with me and playys frisbee with me because and he is five

Mistake Number two: Marry Catherine gave out too much information.

Mistake Number Three: Her text was one long run-on sentence.

Mistake Number Four: too many spelling errors.

Mistake Number Five: No one cares about Mary Catherines Dog.

MY kewl LINKS!!!!

This is my best friend name Julie she is really cool and we re neighbors and go shopping alto and we talk on the phone forever and she is ciute. her boyfriend is name Trevor

Julie Cool Home Page

and her is Todd he like to draw comics and we always go in chat room and talk about television.

Todds Ultra Cool Comic Book Place

and this is the "Full House" fan web page I think John Stamos id the cutest guy in the world and I think that Bob Saget is funny on his video show I
have seen oall of the Olsen Twins movies!

The Full House Fan Page ABC-TV

-This many people have been to my cool page!

Mistake Number Six: None of Mary Catherines Links work. Why do people post links that don't work? Nothing is more annoying. And we also see again Mary Catherine's many spelling errors.

Mistake Number Seven: Mary seems to be having problems with her counter. The hallmark of a bad web page is a broken counter.

need more? Bad page revisited

I hope you have all learned a lesson on how NOT to create your personal web page. In other words: Don't be a Mary Catherine!

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