Why am I the way I am? That certainly is the number one question. I had the misfortune of being born the twin of 'Princess' Natalie. For some reason, my father Adolf and my mother Sylvia favored her over me. Natalie was given all the best toys and a bigger allowance while I was more or less neglected. I will give you a few examples of what I had to put up with while growing up with this bitch of a sister. As you may have already seen for yourself just by judging my sisters egomaniacal website, she rarely tolerates NOT getting her way. It was the same way growing up with her. My parents were always eager to please that redheaded mass of psychosis. When I asked them why they gave her preferential treatment, their explanation was that Natalie was the oldest child. Let me remind you that we are twins, born 1 minute and 47 seconds apart! Whereas I was punished for the smallest infraction, Natalie got away with murder! For instance, the picture to the left is when Natalie decided to test out her Mattel Junior Dominatrix kit on me, did she get punished for it....? NO! My parents insisted that she was just "displaying her creativity". It took two weeks for the marks to fade! Natalie always needs to be the center of attention...she went as far to steal my first boyfriend Thomas...literally steal him! He took me to Denny's after the prom and when he went to fetch his wallet in his car she (dressed in the same gown as me) posed as me and took Tommy to a Motel7! He thought it was his lucky day! She tied up the poor guy and tortured him! He ended up pressing charges against me, I pleaded no-contest to date rape on the advice of my father and had to pay his therapy bills for two years. On my 23rd birthday she gave me the picture on the right, she actually thought that she was being nice! Can you imagine? sending a picture of the guy she victimized while posing as me! After receiving that I began to serious homicidal thoughts regarding her.