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| Unless you live in a cave I am sure you have heard about the death of Princess Diana. I am very upset about this because we were close friends. She hired me as her personal psychic in the late '80s and from that we became very close. We had a lot in common, both being Princesses, both stalked on a regular basis, and we both spent countless hours donating our time many charitable causes. She was a card carrying member of my fan club (see file photo above). I will look back fondly at all of the fun times we had...I vividly remember the laugh we had when I arranged for for one of the queens beloved corgie dogs to be bred with a doberman. I think the Princess liked me for my sense of humor and my many underworld connections. It was I who suggested she practice bulimia as a form of weight loss! Her children Wills and Harry adored me...I supplied them with advice, support and American pornography for which they were eternally grateful for. Prince Charles and I didn't get along at all, You see he was always attracted to me and I rebuffed his countless sexual advances and oddly enough accepted his cash advances. Enough of that, I hope that the Princess will be happier in her next life than she was in this one. A moment of silence. |
