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damn stunt dick always gets in the way!

Dirk Diggler. Rarely has a character in a movie grabbed my attention like this one has. Of course I am referring to the character Mark Wahlberg portrayed in Boogie Nights. It made me want to get to know it better....more indepth. Yes it may seem hard to swallow that I, a Princess would want to associate with such a creature, a mere porn star.
so how big is your schlong Dirk?

creepy crawly trailer park bugs
But I think this one has a lot to offer, naturally with my fear of trailer park germs I would insist he was double wrapped in latex and dipped in spermicidal solution, on second thought I'd probably just make the Planet Egomania mascot pep bone him and tell me how it went.

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