| In the immortal words of fictitious porn star Dirk Diggler "everyone's blessed with one special thing". Although I have far too many to list on this page, one of mine happens to
be promoting myself. I decided that I needed a wider audience for my foot pages so I left a delightful ad on adult friends finder to stimulate traffic. Since I am still saving myself [in vain] for John Swarey I decided to make myself very unappealing for these horny wankers. As you see below my plan worked, they found me to be a bitch. I could have ignored their hurtful comments, but what fun would that be? Besides what's a page without my witty comebacks? From: chauvin1@adultfriendfinder.com To: natalie@ded.com A message from "chauvin1" to "PrincessNatalie": Get a clue, a life, mental help even...but mostly...just get over yourself. You really do have issues needing to be resolved here. I feel better now, thank you. See i used to be a Boy Scout and i still try to do at least one good deed a day. P.S. Don't write back! This is a copy of my profile: He is 39, 5'11',175 athletic, she is 33, 5'3" 115 perky 34b breast a very nice body and bi-curious; both are attractive, intelligent, fun and easygoing. Would love to meet other couples to become friends and share some really great sexual experiences. We have pics to share and will answer all e-mail. Sent On: February 27,1999 Dear Chavin, I know you didn't want me to write back but I couldn't resist. I am not suffering from a mental disease so there is no need for mental help. Not all of us can have high morals like you and your wife, any luck getting her laid yet? I could have guessed you were a boyscout, most of them are sexually dysfunctional from repeated abuse of randy scoutmasters. Don't take your repressed memories out on me. air kisses, Princess Natalie =========== From: Tom8inch@adultfriendfinder.com To: natalie@ded.com A message from "Tom8inch" to "PrincessNatalie": I'm a recently divorced, professional male, 39, very attractive. I'm looking for a "special" women. If interested let me know. Tom8inch@hotmail.com Sent On: February 28,1999 Dear Tom8inch Although I am impressed by your informative introductory email, I am seeking gentleman taller than eight inches. air kisses Princess Natalie =========== From: bhang@adultfriendfinder.com To: natalie@ded.com A message from "bhang" to "PrincessNatalie": hey princess this guy is not pathetic or hard up just looking to explore and discover the wonders of the human body ,,, iam 24 and self employed thank you single and a prince in his own right..i can see how you get a kick from reading these mail..hey i wouldto but i am not desperate..but i like your attitude on things very alluring ...i doubt you so shallow in real life,,,so princess looking for someone to please and papmer you than here he is..for the time being but must get equal treatment in returnn..so if interested write nehisoda@hotmail.com for yoour chariot awaits you... This is a copy of my profile: am a 5'7 indian descent make of medium average athletic build 155lb honest blk hair adventerous deep brn eyes mysteriously funny into tarvelin blazin cooking pleasin and pamperin while making people smile...fairly cute as i have ben told easy going into all activities from movies cooking erotic sex talking aromatherphy and much more ..not a perv or hard up looking to share some laughs and fun Sent On: March 1,1999 Dear Bhang, You're right I am not that shallow, I am very warm and loving. I like long walks and puppies and other crap like that. please send your money to: Princess Natalie po box 11531 Westwood, Ohio 45211-0531 warm thoughts and butterflies, Princess Natalie =========== From: NiceProf@adultfriendfinder.com To: natalie@ded.com A message from "NiceProf" to "PrincessNatalie": Casual...but friendly...is what I am seeking. You sound like an exceptional woman. I GUARANTEE that you will find no better long-lasting, hot 'pussy hound' than myself... clean and d/d free and expect same....and I know how to please. I am willing to try anything and would love to lick, suck and fuck you as many ways as we can think of. I am a man that loves to nibble and suck on a clit till you beg me to stop...and all the while I am fingerfucking you till you are cumpletely exhausted and satisfied. Please send pics if you have them...anxiously awaiting to see such a hot woman. WILL SEND A COPY OF MY PIC WHEN YOU REPLY. I am from Ohio (Toledo), 40, 5'8, 180, thick brown hair w'touch grey, hazel eyes that change color and am a university professor. I spend much of my free time reading and engaging in physical activities,especially if I can find a willing partner. I travel frequently and get to all parts of Ohio regularly. Am looking to meet an interesting, sexy, hot woman for some very fun and hot times while I am there.... would love to have some company .... maybe we could entertain each other. I enjoy many types of music, am a romantic, love treating a woman as she should be treated. I want to meet someone who can converse on a number of subjects, who enjoys themselves and make make light of everyday happenings...can laugh at themselves. I enjoy doing new things, exploring new frontiers. I am married but my wife has a sex level which is substantially lower than my own. Since she also does not wish to meet others, either separately or together, I do it on my own. I tend to be a very oral person, love to spend lots of time kissing and exploring every inch of a woman's body....making sure I find all those places that arouse her....I just love the taste of a woman and will spend as much time with my tongue in your pussy and on your clit as you want .....I never tire of this. I just enjoy the openness and high desire of sexy women. I want to meet a woman who simply enjoys sex....lots of it and variety....things that make it very exciting. am very open-minded when it comes to hot passionate sex. Want someone who wants to be pleased, is multi-orgasmic, views sex as a fun adventure, is willing to try whatever strikes her....and just wants lots of raw hot wet passionate sex! I enjoy talking dirty, and having you do the same, while having sex....its seems to heighten the passion and lust of the moment. I believe that I am a very nice, friendly, outgoing person and would like to find a woman who has similar tastes. If I sound like someone you would be interested in corresponding with, and possibly meeting, then I hope to hear from you. (smile) Please include your AFF handle when you respond. You can contact me at: profdean@hotmail.com Dean Sent On: March 1,1999 Dear Deano, Your words make me weak in the knees...in other words, ill. I just know you send your filthy form letter to everything that resembles a female. I have the ability to read between the lines of your email and make a profile. You are: single or recently divorced. living with your mother or another female relative. disgruntled employee. your sexual knowlege consists of things you saw on late night Cinemax movies. you imagine that women will be aroused by your vulgar form letter. penicillin is your friend. air kisses, Princess Natalie =========== From: ASensualKiss4U@adultfriendfinder.com To: natalie@ded.com A message from "ASensualKiss4U" to "PrincessNatalie": Maybe I'm worthy enough to make you dinner or feed you a chocolate covered strawberry... or take you out to dinner? This is a copy of my profile: NOW WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?? If you would like to have a discreet and romantic dinner(any restaurant with a CITY VIEW!) were you are wearing a very sexy outfit, to show off your legs while wearing thigh highs so that during dinner I can get you wet and ready for DESSERT!! Or if you'd like I could cook dinner for you. However, you must be outgoing, adventerous, attractive, easy going, some what independant, sultry,and the most important thing is to have a playful sense of HUMOR! There's to much serious stuff already in this world. No games, no strings and if you have any friends just to meet for drinks I'd love to do that. I'm taking a break from any real relationships right now. I've got Brown hair and eyes. 5"11 175 lbs. I've been told that I'm very handsome,and have a great smile to go along with my sense of humor. I never have trouble meeting women, which is why this is unusual and my FIRST Time to do an ad like this. I'm tired of the mind games and I just want to meet a woman who I can share an open and wild side and let nature take its course.I like to go to plays,concerts(I like Sinatra to Country),movies,casual drinking,pool playing,golfer,and I like sports but just for the entertainment value. I like walking on cold days with a Hot cup of Starbucks coffee. Sent On: March 2,1999 Dear SensualKiss, You seem very romantic. You want to make me dinner? Feed me a strawberry? It is a tempting offer stud, but I'd rather you send the cash equivelant to: Princess Natalie po box 11531 Westwood, Ohio 45211-0531 air kisses, Princess Natalie =========== From: sexyslavetoy@adultfriendfinder.com To: natalie@ded.com A message from "sexyslavetoy" to "PrincessNatalie": i LOVE feet!! i love to lick and kiss beautiful peds!! i love to give toe jobs!! sucking on each toe individually after a long day in socks or stockings!! if i am allowed...i would like to cumm on your feet..only for me to lick it up and swallow upon your approval! i am 30 and can travel! i have pics if you'd like..but why would you want a pic of me?? i think a womans feet, along with her entire body should be worshipped! please, allow me to worship you! then use your feet to humiliate and dominate me! kick me in the balls, at your leisure or while in public! let me worship your feet as i take you out to you new shoes and boots! allow me to wipe off your seat before you sit, and wipe your shoes off before you wear them...let me sit obediently by your side, on the floor as we wait for the salesperson. and rub your feet in my face before i put your shoes back on your feet! sound good? reply to: sexyslavetoy@bigfoot.com This is a copy of my profile: SWM looking for erotic encounters with that special someone or someones. I am into just about everything so nothing really turns me off (except men only, I am only interested in women or groups of people ie. men AND women!). 5'8" 150 lbs. Athletic build. My interests are too many to list, tell me some of yours! Sent On: March 3,1999 Dear sexslave, marry me? air kisses, Princess Natalie =========== From: Mak69love@adultfriendfinder.com To: natalie@ded.com A message from "Mak69love" to "PrincessNatalie": Hi I'm a single attractive professional white 40yo, male 5'6" 155lbs 7". I love sex espec. oral and worshipping women. I love to be forced to worship feet, puss, and ass. also used as your toilet. If interested please e-mail me at MKlos4@aol.com. I live in the Cleve. area. and can travel or host. This is a copy of my profile: Single white male 40 yr. old 5'6" 150 lbs, with brown hair and eyes, ingood shape. I enjoy meeting new people and trying new things. I enjoy sports camping sailing and reading. I am a good listener and will try anything once. Sent On: March 5,1999 Dear Tidy-bowl, You know you didn't have to share that much info...were you in the same scout troup as chauvin1? There are programs you can get into to overcome that affliction. In fact I am throwing a seminar next month, there is nondeductible reservation fee of 1,300.00 to cover literature urinal cakes and toilet brushes. Send reservation fee to: Porcelain rehabilitation Clinic po box 11531 Westwood, Ohio 45211-0531 air kisses, Princess Natalie =========== From: ToolMan63@adultfriendfinder.com To: natalie@ded.com A message from "ToolMan63" to "PrincessNatalie": take short trips outside at first and before long people will no longer scare you. it's important that you start to socialize with others and unlock your bedroom door. you will find that the real world is not a bad place! haha This is a copy of my profile: Hello! I live in the Cincinnati area and I am in tool sales, I am married and I love my wife but I would be interested in having a discreet relationship to fulfill intimate needs. I am interested in tring new things but only one on one (female). I am 35 years old 5'10 185 lbs light brown hair and athleticly fit. I enjoy boating, motor cycles and other active type activities. Sent On: March 6,1999 Dear tool, I would love to go outside and be around swinging guys like you, But since I currently have a monitoring device attached to my ankle I am unable to roam freely. I am scheduled to have it taken off next August and I am looking to hook up with a happening guy like you. If my other boyfriends were still around I am sure they would tell you what a groovy chick I am. I am grateful to be on the outside even though it is on a limited basis, I am looking to make wild monkey love with someone without a female moniker. I promise to be very discreet and I would never tell your wife, by the way what does she look like? I would like you to send me a photocopy of your drivers license, make and model of your vehilcles and social security number. I know we could make beautiful music together. Natalie "Knuckles" Bouvier      All pages written by Princess Natalie (including but not limited to the layout & design, attributed pages,and index.html pages unless noted) all written material contained in Planet Egomania is copyright © 1996-2001, 2002. |