 Subj: just meDate: 97-04-12 17:26:47 EDT From: lopez8@rohan.sdsu.edu (lopez) Reply-to: lopez8@rohan.sdsu.edu (lopez) To: nnataliee@aol.com Hey there Natalie, just wanted to say how uterly fucking stupid and dense your homepage is. Its amazing how numb you must be you cunt to come up with the shit you do. I love it. Keep up the good work and e-mail me, or don't, I don't give a damn. P.L. |
My reply:
Dear Lopez,After getting over the inital shock of your filthy obscenity laced email to Me I was wondering how I should respond. It would have been easy to roll my eyes and delete it...or even post your email on My *Anti-Fanz of Natalie Speak* page or have your email featured on My *Natalie's Email Of The Week* page...but I decided to create a page in your honor so everyone can see your wisdom. Now with that out of the way...at this moment I am using my special powers to send a prickly heat sensation to your groin region and eventually, with time that prick will be rendered useless, My condolences to your hand. My fan base is large and it reaches across the world, I will encourage my faNATics to drop you a line...so they can let you know what they think of your words to Me. Maybe you will even get some fan mail yourself..who knows? The point is why don't you think before you write such filth to a female. I do not appreciate it at all and I think you owe Me an apology for offending My delicate nature. Thank you and Vote Republican. Princess Natalie DelViseGrip |
