"Why no picture of you Natalie?"

I am constantly being asked why I have no picture
of Myself on My homepage, so instead of answering each individual email I decided to make a page devoted solely to
answer that burning question:

I do not have a picture here for a good reason, I
assume that everyone online is nearly as crazy
as Meeeee! The last thing I want is some John
Hinkley Jr. wannabe masturbating to my photo
and convince himself that I am THE girl for him.

The following is an embelished excerpt from yet another email I never recieved from a fictious cab driver in New York City:

Marry Me...or else!

Oh dear Natalie
I want you sooo
you make me weak
my wanker grow

I must have you
and make you mine
will you love me more
if I commit a crime?

"Are you talkin' to me?
or are you just being fickle
twas very nice to meet you
with love, Travis Bickel

Naturally people will assume that there is some other reason I wouldn't post my picture on this page and to the entire world..so for the record:

I do NOT have a hare lip
I do NOT have facial hair
I do NOT type with a pencil between my teeth
I do not have excessive body weight
I DO have all my limbs
I DO have all my teeth
I do NOT have any tattoos or visible scars
I do NOT suffer from hair loss
I have NEVER been a posterchild for any charity group

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