and pep be thy name


April has been a very good month for non tax-deductible donations to My charity
The society to prevent my employment.

I receive several 'promisary notes' for donations and take each one with a grain of salt. So when I received this email I figured that it was just another wanker making empty promises. But lo and behold weak male came through. Sensing that this boy could become a cash cow for this Princess I made the wise decision to rename him [pep] and claim him as mine and make him an official mascot of Planet EgoMania ©. I communicate with him VIA ICQ...his words will give you a tooth ache...you'll just want to throttle the boy.

Before I even claimed the boy he was telling ME how to run my site with this "ps" on one of his emails:

P.S. Insults, signs of contempt, and public humiliation on Your site would be especially appreciated. i might even suggest that a record of our correspondence (edited to better illuminate Your perfection, of course) might be an amusing addition to Your site. Please forgive my boldness in suggesting that which You, in Your brilliance, have undoubtedly already considered.

So my new bitch was already trying to run the show. Sure he said he is 'submissive'...but I surmise he is yet another boytoy eager to catch a ride on the Princess Natalie Express. So now I must ask myself should I keep him and the potential cash flow he will provide or just dump him like the other nameless boys who have crossed My path?

Click on the image below to help me decide.

you be the judge


Pep Time Line:
Pep's creepy gift to the Princess
Pep is history