 As you might have noticed I am a brilliant woman. As a Magna Cum Cuervo graduate of the prestigious Universito de Havana I knew I would have a lot to offer in the field of education. I felt I could shape young minds...particularly the minds of rebellious adolescent boys. |
 So about two years ago I sold my Hooters™ franchise and opened up "Princess Natalie's School for Boys" and I haven't regretted it one iota. I feel that with the proper training these boys could be famous. In fact, several of my former students have made national headlines in the recent past. |
 "Princess Natalie's School for Boys" is different from mainstream schools. I teach my boys The Principals of P.A.I.N.© [Pride, Anger, Indifference & Negativity] It helps them deal with life realistically. With P.A.I.N. there are no group hugs or love-ins. P.A.I.N. is a perfect way to prepare Amerikan boys for military life. |
 "Princess Natalie's School for Boys" offers a wide array of classes for the student body. Every second Tuesday is celebrity instructor day. Charlton Heston's "Dismantling Uzi's and Gun laws" was a big hit with the boys and I am happy to say that only seven students were injured at that rally. Next weeks scheduled guest is Ted Nugent, his scheduled topic: Firearms + Whiskey = Fun |
"Princess Natalie's School for Boys" has a strict policy against displaying emotions. Bottling up your feelings is good.
I feel today's kids are spoiled. I think it's healthy to point out their flaws and exploiting their insecurities.
Putting a boy in a dress does wonders. We also believe in over medicating the students with Ritilan and Prozac. Nobody likes a crybaby. |
 "Princess Natalie's School for Boys" rigorously screens it faculty to assure that students are being taught by the most qualified teachers. Most of the teachers are bitter divorced females, I feel they have more to offer in the ways of guidance to these impressionable boys. |
"Princess Natalie's School for Boys" recently lost it's tax exempt status after one of my boys had
an altercation with the A.T.F during the talent show assembly, It seems that having rifles on campus is frowned on.
Thankfully I am still getting large donations from Cuba, otherwise I would have to close down this wonderful
breeding ground for fine young amerikans, and that would be bad. |
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stop the rumors