is this what Bundy's crawlspace looked like?


I have decided to overcome My fear of stalkers, felons and mental defects and give you, the viewers a glimpse of My body. All the body parts in the above banner are currently attached to my body...and I'd like to keep it that way...that is the reason you don't see my face, except for the eyebrow. Actually it probably isn't a good idea to show my "severed" body parts, it may give some of my serial murderer fan base some criminally inspiring ideas...but hell, life is about risks....right? I would like to let it be known that I own several firearms and am a card carrying member of the NRA....and am well schooled in martial arts and hand to hand combat. Are you ready? Can you handle it? Yea? Okay..walk with Me child:



click here to see Patricks email to Me



perky.
       These are my breasts
and yes they are real
I'll sever your manhood
if you try to cop a feel


leather
       This is my belly
all wrapped in leather
bound in a corset
it's quite a treasure


       These are my hands
with talons so long
I get weekly manicures
to keep them strong


ouch
       These are my stems
aren't they nice and lean?
I'll kick you in the gonads
if I am feeling mean


       what do we have here?
why it's my royal feet!
adored by so many
seven days a week!


I hope you enjoyed this tour of my body parts...
leave now...you are making me uncomfortable.



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