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Full Name : Princess Natalie Bianca Hemp Bouvier

Age: fuck off wanker

Birth date: February 29th

Birthplace: operating room

Currently resides in : Ohio

Favorite Brady : Future Postal Worker Jan

Favorite Music Groups : Edward Furlong

Favorite TV show : Reality based programs; the tackier the better (ex. When animals strike & COPS)

Pet Peeve : Breathing idiots and religious people

"If I was a tree I would be" : firewood

Current Vices : smoking, drinking, huffing, gambling, speeding, shoplifting and lying

Ideal man : John Swarey

Favorite Book : DMV Guide to safe driving & "So You're a habitual offender"

Domestic Situation : Loving mother to Dali & Phwang Fu currently unattached since the disappearance of My online spouse Eric . Recovering from my unhealthy obsession with John Swarey

Favorite Quote: "In the grand scheme of things the only thing that matters is a nice manicure and a fabulous wardrobe." - Me 1995 (SCREW Magazine)

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